There was this beach house in the middle of nowhere (no ocean nearby), does that make any sense? it was a little community of beach houses, at the end was some type of resort deal. I lived there. My beach house thing was kinda big, all carpeted. I had tons of cockatiels, and a turkey... which bit my arm, because i was trying to catch it, and my mom showed me to the proper way to do it. (these were all indoors). My dad decided to buy some fish, some real nice ones. A blowfish, a nice blue one fish, and some other one. We put the blowfish in the tank but it got stuck on the tanks wall, and I started spraying water at it. My dad opened its mouth and stuffed it with food. It was so funny/creepy cause it just opened its mouth and all the food came out, and it fell, and started floating upside down. Same with the other one. except for the blue fish he was the only one alive, and we gave it food and it ate. a cockatiel was stuck in the fish tank, it seemed to enjoy the fish food. I had to take him out. Later, I went to the convenience/surf store and saw Ryan A. skateboarding with some dude. I was like whoa hey haven't seen you in forever. William worked in the store, and i was mad at him because he was messing with my myspace. I wanted to get a new bathing suit, and I got one that you would blow up with helium then put it on. it was odd...